Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think my moral compass just broke
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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