It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm passing your future prison.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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