if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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