Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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