Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize