it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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