I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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