I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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