brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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