i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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