Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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