i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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