Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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