We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Found the puke drawer
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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