My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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