Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just forgot I was standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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