Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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