I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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