No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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