I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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