To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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