Please, let me fuck your mom
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize