where am i from again
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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