no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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