my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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