I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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