so that wasnt chicken after all
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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