The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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