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what?
penguin condom
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do herpes really smell.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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