question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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