The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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