He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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