shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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