We're facebook friends in real life
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The best revenge is premature balding
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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