At least make sure they are 18
Why
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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