she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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