normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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