): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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