Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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