i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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