Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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