love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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