i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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