One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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