I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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