yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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