We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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