Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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