I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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