his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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